How odd

guy:

stability:

What do you mean most people leave their rooms before noon

What do you mean most people leave their rooms

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Blow up my inbox.
  • Would you rather..
  • Fuck, kill or marry
  • This or that
  • Personal questions
  • Creepy anons
  • Random questions
  • Advice
  • Love/hate
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  • Anything you want!

(Source: casandcats, via proctalgia)

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communistbakery:

stop-otp-stop:

communistbakery:

it’s 2013 why hasn’t a bank had the slogan “it’s common cents” yet

i say we demand change

I have to give you credit for that one

(Source: communistbakery, via suqarrrush)

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thatpensivesoul:

awardweiner:

i type with no punctuation because i want to write sentences so long that people will run out of breath reading it and suffocate

I ran out of breath reading that in my mind.

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thefaultinourheadcanons:

emeralddarkness:

ughjohnwatson:

do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general

BUT YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING.

It’s in words

(Source: inactive-ughjohnwatson, via thatpensivesoul)

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liaby:

Is it ironic that I just used knots I learned in Boy Scouts to tie myself to my bed for another guy to fuck me?

(via proctalgia)

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aryastakres:

quixoticideals:

I TOLD MY DAD TO CHILL
AND HE SAID “I AM CHILL”
AND I SAID “I THOUGHT U WERE DAD”
I DAD JOKED MY DAD
I AM THE REVOLUTION

hello revolution im dad

(via fallen-fr0m-grace)

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paalemoonlight:

vorfreudde:

Relationships suck, you either get married or breakup 

Or die

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If you want to kill yourself, kill what you don’t like. I had an old self that I killed. You can kill yourself too, but that doesn’t mean you got to stop living. Archie’s Final Project. Dir. David Lee Miller. (via wordsnquotes)

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courtnog:

okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it

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