How odd

sandslashing:

"you wear that shirt a lot" yes because i own it

(Source: im-moving-yo, via tired-of-being-me)

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2treehill:

how do you get a nice body without moving

(via spectacularsurroundings)

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jaclcfrost:

having a crush on someone who’s famous is so awesome because it’s like hey! no chance of rejection. ever. my existence is completely off their radar. they don’t even know i’m alive. this is great. this is a fun time. i am having so much fun

(via khaleesikisser)

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anarchistpizzasociety:

dicekind:

xainagal:

if someone says they dont want to be touched

  • dont touch them
  • dont fucking touch them
  • actually dont touch them
  • dont continue to fucking touch them after they make it clear they are uncomfortable
  • THIS ISNT FUCKING HARD DONT FUCKING TOUCH THEM

also dont continue touching them bc you think their reaction is cute

Especially the last point

(via khaleesikisser)

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perks-of-being-a-stark:

You know shits getting real when the only thing you have in your pencil case is pens

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slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

(Source: dumpybear, via awkwardness-intheair)

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kittycamp:

I get progressively uglier throughout the day

(Source: stropping, via sammyreincarnated)

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drwilfredcokepepper:

ghost-anus:

the best pranks are the super harmless ones

like why would you pull someones pants down in public or like put them in danger or humiliate them when you can just baffle them by leaving tiny plastic camels all over their house or taping bill cosby’s face over every single face in  every picture in their house?

Last year the seniors had a mariachi band follow the principle for 3 hours

(via phils-mum)

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