How odd
Laugh at the men who tell you you’re pretty. You are more than that. (via aureat)

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eh whatever it’ll be fine me right before making a horrible decision (via askinnyblackman)

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-americanhorrorstory:

grinderman2:

me in high school: omg cant wait for college
me in college: omg cant wait for the 10 years between retirement and the cold embrace of the grave

omg

(via crazyrashmi)

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50shadezofcarter:

I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between

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lzbth:

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

(via suchislifexoxo)

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obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

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teenytigress:

I asked my brother for a glass of water and he brought me back a cup of ice and said “wait”

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dunshua:

if u think teenage girls are crazed and hormonal and irrational you should see what happens when you tell a grown ass man “no”

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pomeray:

my fashion sense is called i am cold and pissed off

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premiium:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

walkingmyhellhound:

If I’ve learned anything from video games, it is that when you meet enemies, it means that you’re going in the right direction.

that’s really inspiring

holy fucking shit

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